I had some tragic news come in the e-mail this morning from a nice man named Barrister John Law. It seems a relative I never knew was killed, along with his entire family, in a tragic car accident in Nigeria a few months ago. The upside is that he left 17.48 million dollars in a bank account with no heirs. This nice Barrister wants me to claim the money and all he wants is a forty-percent cut. I'm all over this just as soon as I order a new supply of Viagra and Cialis, get some new OEM software, obtain a college degree without going to class, and enlarge my penis. I'm going to pass on the breast enlargements; I'd just look silly with big boobs.
Spam, you gotta love it. My cell phone number is interesting. The first three digits are the country code for Nigeria and the last four are a city code in Nigeria. I got so many calls from people responding to these scams that I had to change my voicemail message to say, "Hi. You've reached Chris Forman. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you. If you are trying to reach a lawyer in Africa to claim your millions, please dial 011 first to place an international call."
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That was freakin' hysterical!!!!!!!!!!
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